WTF House

9 Nov

Because who wouldn’t want a house with a first floor that was 50% garage.

DC told me he wanted to show me a house he’d recently seen while out on a driver. And he showed me this.
This is not a duplex. This is a house being built, at the end of a cul-de-sac, overlooking one of the nicest golf courses in St. Louis. That’s in addition to the expansive views of the Meramec river valley. A truly exquisite piece of property that deserves the finest touch only the best commercial home builders can provide.
It’s brilliant! It solves that pesky problem: “Do I want my garage off the kitchen or the living room?”
Four car garages are for suckers. Who would want the convenience of having all of your garage needs in one central location when you can really show your neighbors who’s boss by showing them that your expensive cars are too nice to be kept in the garage with your other expensive cars.
Front yard? Waste of grass. Fill it with driveway. Nothing to mow.
It’s a revolution that will save us from the housing crisis. We just never had enough garage.

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One Response to “WTF House”

  1. ashley.b November 13, 2009 at 6:03 pm #

    yuck.

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