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beast_early stages

16 Jan
the beast
the beast rolls
the beast bakes
the beast will live

the food cart enigma in portland grows
coming soon is a new pizza cart, the beast
the beast fired pie with (4) 55-gallon honey drums
tasty… i know.
wood fired pizza on the road
keep an eye out.

a slice into the new year

4 Jan

in any event the new year brings new arguments
such as the humility argument to hypocrisy
and the dimension based time argument to the mental based time
our new year brings an indisposable argument about the inspiration of life
and that is death
in order to complete this argument, same as a student may know an answer to geometry before the proof, shall you receive the solution at the beginning of the new year.
granted its a knife. and WTF
well, here we are.
[high carbon steel, hand forged from an antiquated bastard file presented to Dr. Hedlund]

MEATCAKE 2.0

31 Dec

A final salute to Tony Wu. He is leaving us here in Chi for Philly. For a proper send-off, I baked this meat cake. Oh lord was it delicious.

APPLE PIE APOLOGY

13 Oct

this pie not available in stores.

anyone can apologize. but when you’ve apologized as many times as i have, you gotta step the game up.
and when you have ten pounds of apples in the fridge after a freezing morning of apple picking which may or may not have caused the problem in the first place, what else would a person do but bake that apology in an oven at 425 degrees for 45 minutes (make sure to cover the edges with foil after 20 minutes).
this one is a heart-melter ladies and gentlemen. not only does it clear you of your past transgressions, but it puts a little something extra in the bank for the future; careful not to spend it all at once…

TO DINE ON A PANDA

7 Oct

I always wanted to chow down on an endangered species… although this panda tasted a lot like cake.

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